Rant A.I. Loves You

[EndtheMadnessNow]

Just not your job or well-being.​

Dario Amodei (CEO of Anthropic), dorky mastermind, reportedly said:

“AI will incinerate some bullshit jobs but will create much more of them at the bottom pay scale level for a while. OK, it might be The Great Depression #2 maybe. Or not. No, well yes, I guess.”

“AI will not disrupt US National Security cyberwarfare, it will 3D print quantum swords out of organic nano-peanut polymer paste. Job done.”

“Our trillion buck IPO will help the public make money, not billionaire mega investors. Not me either. No way, Jose. Silicon Valley Noblesse oblige, baby.”

“Recursive self-improvement? That’s just a salacious rumor! It’s just a dumb algorithm. A puppy…but on crack. Smack and crack. Snap, crackle pop, you know, like Cheerios. No, no, I meant Rice Crispies of course, with the new & improved graphene-lattice box we designed that’s edible too. I eat ten to twenty bowls of sugar cereal every day while I’m using Anthropic to insider trade on penny stocks and topple weak banana republics. So in reality, or is it non-local spacetime binary reality? I mean…Wait, what was the original question?”
“What? I’m sorry but I won’t answer that question, I don’t like your facts. You need to check them with a government fact-checker. So you’re saying it’s a ‘semi-fact’ that we’ve lost touch with reality and are drunk on high technology?”

“AI is like a 1000-BHP superbike on a wet, icy mountain road, but not to worry, we have some cool safeguards that rock. We’ll get to the future faster.”

“Will our proprietary future quantum AI cure cancer? Maybe. It might. Well, not really. Now that I think about it that’s a laugh! The Deep State won’t let it design a cure for a trillion dollar golden goose medical business!”

“Hollow out entire industries with our compassionate and sentient AI? Capture most Wall ST. profits? What utter nonsensical buffoonery! We will fill those voids with sweet, tangy, room-temperature single atom quantum matrix cream filling!”