David64
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I woke up at 2 this morning and laid there for a minute wondering why I'm awake at 2 AM. Then Bladder decided we were going to have another one of those talks.
We need to get up
Why ?
We gotta pee
But I'm comfortable and I don't WANT to get up right now.
Why ?
Because if I get up, I'm going to go to the bathroom and then you know I have to go get a snack as long as I'm up and by then I'll be wide awake and can't go back to sleep.
Well, you can go back to sleep and have one of those dreams where you think you're going to the bathroom and then you'll be running to the bathroom to finish what you started and then coming back to change the sheets and then you'll be fully awake, so...you can get up now or 15 minutes from now, but WE'RE GETTING UP.
Ok ! No need to get shitty about it.
Not my job, talk to Colon about that.
So, here I am. Waiting for daylight. I mean as long as I'm up I might as well go fishin', right ?
We need to get up
Why ?
We gotta pee
But I'm comfortable and I don't WANT to get up right now.
Why ?
Because if I get up, I'm going to go to the bathroom and then you know I have to go get a snack as long as I'm up and by then I'll be wide awake and can't go back to sleep.
Well, you can go back to sleep and have one of those dreams where you think you're going to the bathroom and then you'll be running to the bathroom to finish what you started and then coming back to change the sheets and then you'll be fully awake, so...you can get up now or 15 minutes from now, but WE'RE GETTING UP.
Ok ! No need to get shitty about it.
Not my job, talk to Colon about that.
So, here I am. Waiting for daylight. I mean as long as I'm up I might as well go fishin', right ?